A man with a cardboard box is sitting at a bar...
A second man joins him and asks what's in the box. The first man opens it and inside there is a guy abt a foot tall playing a piano. Amazed, the second man asks how he got it. The first man hands him a lantern and says there is a genie inside who will grant him one wish. The second guys rubs the lantern and asks for a million bucks. Within seconds, the pub is filled with ducks.

"I think this genie is deaf," the first guy says. "You don't think I asked for a 12-inch pianist, do you?"

bhuahahahha......new music i wanna get this month....Basement Jaxx got a new album, Rooty. Depeche Mode Exciter got good reviews everywhere. And so is R.E.M latest, Reveal. Trying hard to find Terranova Close The Door. Dun wanna buy online because I dun trust online shopping...yet anyway. And I wanna get The Peace Orchestra too....heard them on the CD that comes with the G-Stone book and its really gooood. Haiyearrr...my birthday is still eons away.....