What do you call those little plastic things on the tip of shoelaces?
Aglets.

Why do you never see baby pigeons?
They grow up too fast.

What is the most common middle name?
Mary.

What is the volume of a whale's ejaculate?
2 litres (whoa!).

How many dimples are there in a golf ball?
336.

What is the only foos that does not spoil?
Honey.

What was the name of Lady Godiva's horse?
Aethenoth.

How many bricks are there in the Empire State Building?
10 million.