Smoke Signals
Now that smokers aren't allowed to puff at local eating places (you can only smoke at designated tables), it's easier to find a seat at your favourite kopi tiam. It's like the authorities is helping us smokers reserve the tables there.

And the feng shui these tables are subjected to; let's just say if you want to make out with a street whore or transact a 10 billion dollar drug deal, this is the best place to do it. No one will notice what you are doing.

And with the recent increase of cigarette prices passed along with this law, it really helps assuring a table, cuz a lot more people will be put off by smoking and decides to quit.

Smart eh?