Computer Daft Definitions
404
Someone who's clueless. "Don't bother asking him; he's so 404." From the WWW error message "404 Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be located.
Blamestorming
Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Ohnosecond
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake.
Cursor
Someone who swears a lot.
Cursor keys
What to do when you lose your keys.
Space bar
A booze joint on the moon.
Multitasking
Screwing up several things at once.