How to get rid of pesky salespeople
I was a few steps away from my office door when it opened. Feeling a bit bouncy and naughty, thinking that one of my colleagues is going out for lunch, I decided to give them my lunch time entrée.

So I waited patiently, like a devoted housewife, waiting for her husband to return home. At the precise moment when my colleague was at the door, I jumped out of hiding, crossed my eyes and go "WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" At this point, I couldn't control my penned up laughter, but after uncrossing my eyes, I realised that the frightened girl in front of me is not my colleague. I was like "Fuck..OH SHIT". I really hope it wasn't one of our clients leaving after a meeting. I don't think clients appreciate goofy clowns handling their business. Another visitor from the other office who witnessed the snafu smiled politely and I thought I see her shaking her head.

I said my apologies profusely to the poor soul. Luckily she caught my drift and calmed down. I continued laughing to harbor my dignity (whatever left of it anyways) and being an opportunist woman that she is, whips out a piece of paper and start showing me the product that she's selling. I wanted to be nice and buy whatever she's selling, but haha, it's not of any use to me plus it's not exactly cheap.

I hope her next office destination is a bit sane and normal.