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But this post is not about toilet humour. Far from it. Its about an utter disrespect of intellectual property. Pls click on the url (yes, I did it out of curiosity). They stole the background pattern from 24-7 Media Studios (which I like a lot). Shame, shame, shame!

What's the worst thing that can happen on a weekend?
Falling ill! On the bright side, the winter clothes I had were handy. I was all covered up in a fleece jacket, fleece pants, gloves and therma wool balaclava and a shawl from India which acts as a blanket. Oh yes, it's a hoot, my family members agree.

The ever crafty and jocular fake news anchor, Jon Stewart, presenting an award at the 2005 Emmys.

Top 10 Worst Album Covers Of All Time
Hilarious.

Teens aL.I.V.E
I got a shock reading a letter for my younger sister from the local mosque. It is a programme the mosque organises for teenagers. Like a summer camp.

The letter was written in English (made it even worse). Below is the excerpt:

Teens aL.I.V.E - X RATED & X CEL(it's the title! I kid you not!)

Programme Schedule I: Teens 2 X-RATED

Programme Schedule II: Teens 2 X-Cel

Admission fee: FREE plus paraphernalia (parapherwhat??!!)

Can't they think of a more decent name? I'm really curious what X Rated means from the people organising this camp. Yes, they are from the mosque, but surely they know what X rated means. So embarrasing

How to fold a T-shirt.
Very neat demo.