How To Make Fake Blood.
Pour abt a quarter of a cup of corn syrup out of the bottle and replace it with water(a quarter from a mineral water bottle). Add blue (4 drops) and red (8 drops) food colouring and shake. Since blood is thicker than water and corn syrup, add corn starch (just nice to make the mixture thick) and shake again. Keep the fresh blood refrigerated to prevent smell as nasty as they looks. There you have it, easy right.

And please don't drench your favourite T-shirt: This blood will leave permanent stains. Enough time for you to prepare and pull a stunt on April Fools Day. Enjoy!!

Last night I went to the Heineken Green Session at Club Eden with some friends, when I spotted this Alyssa Milano look-alike beauty. She caught me staring at her. But then she walked towards me and told me that it was rude to stare. That started us talking. Turns out she's a smoker too and asked me for a light. I did'nt want to use my pink lighter, so I grabbed the bar's matchbox and light up her cigarette.

Then to further impress her, I tried to put out the match with my bare fingers. Big mistake. The moment the flame made contact with my fingers, I yelped in pain and fling the match in the air - and it made a perfect landing, guess where, her head!

Within seconds, her hair was on fire and everyone started panicking. But not me. Thinking quickly, I grabbed her beer and doused the small inferno. And I ended up not getting her number. Arrrgh!


Did you believe my story? Ahahaha...well, you guessed right. It was a lie. And my next best lie is "I will never smoke another stick again today!"
What abt you guys? Cmon, think of a good lie and make it into a story and post it here. The best lie wins a dinner at Olive Tree. Ekkkkk...I lied again.

Awaiting Mir's Crash Down Under
SYDNEY, Australia -- When the decrepit Russian space station Mir crashes to Earth next month, it'll be aimed like a basketball at a huge hoop of lonely ocean between New Zealand and Chile. Minutes after de-orbiting, it will likely smash into the Southern Ocean's waves with amazing force, sinking without a trace in a burial at sea. This, of course, assumes everything goes according to plan.

Yikes!! Read more abt it here.

aloof: another example. Massimah wanted to give him money
thinking he needs money more then us! how could it be?
look at us! (aloof and cykomaniac poses) we are poorer..!
ahaha*

masterbates: go fer the four seasons hotel lounge they have
great strawberry milkshake there. but i think u can't sit thru
the night animore. used to be able to sit there fer 24 hrs.
check it out. chill out!

Wow...check out the exorbitant prices for a basic bed and breakfast package at the Four Seasons hotel. *Gulps.

Just got an idea! I just clicked to view the rooms...it is really, really nice. A room where luxury and elegance is spelled all over. In capital letters. Anyway I was just thinking it will be great if their marketing people use my 360 expertise to show off their rooms. Now that is a good idea. If only I know the right person to contact......

The thing I like my Visor the most is the daily article by Jason Pettus, a writer who has a channel at AvantGo, a site where you can download news to your PDA.
That is the first thing I read after I synchronised my Visor everyday at work. He adds the much needed human touch to the PDA. He is a confessional writer, so he writes cheifly about stuffs that he did and his social life. And he is a geek. He sports the Casio watch that shoots B&W pix and he will post it on his website. I was inspired and maybe...just maybe I will get the Eyemodule (a digicam that can be attached to my Visor). And in his article today, he was describing his weekend.

He went to the Four Seasons Hotel bar hoping to catch a glimpse of George Clooney and Matt Damon as they were shooting a movie in Chicago. He and his friend had a great time, getting all dressed up and all. When he was there, and I quote, "we were treated as if we really were the two most important people in the history of the human race." And so he recommend it to any slacker feeling a little down about the city where they live.

Well, I might just be tempted to do that this weekend. The working week was just....sigh. Hmmm...anyone got a good suggestion on where I should go? The lounge at the Inter-Continental hotel is a great place to have a quiet conversation. I'm just afraid of going to posh places like the Four Seasons hotel, just afraid I might be out of place. But what the heck, to hell with that thought! I hope the weather this weekend will be nice and cool.

i just realized something today. MasterBates can make strangers become friendly to him. Say today, while we(aLoof, cykomaniac & MasterBates) were crossing the road, this uncle on his hmm bike, rode past and was like advising us to cross the road, saying something like "Young people, 20 something, can run across! Strong!" (something like that, can't remember. this is just a small example i can think of.). And i was just thinking to myself this is not the first time strangers are friendly to him. I dunno...maybe its just me. When i talk to strangers, they are not as friendly to me as they are to uncle MasterBates. Maybe i didnt take the initative to make friends with them. But then again....what about MasterBates's case?

i think Masterbates just have a nice face, round and friendly looking....hahahha sorry. =p

am i talking rubbis#? *heehee* sorry if i am. just too freeeeeeeeeeee..........*fades off*
Well, I've known MasterBates for like what....27 years now. When he was 14, one of his teachers wrote (sadly, not on his report book) that he has the most cheerful smile she has seen. And she encouraged him to keep on smiling and be cheery. Well, I think MasterBates is still keeping that piece of advice although he's been hurt and confused when he applied that rationale to everyone. So I think he's a bit guarded now as to who to be friendly with. MasterBates also confided to me that he envied kids. They have so much freedom and unexposed to the evils and cruelty of the world.

And abt the Ah Pek, I think he's lucky to bum into MasterBates when he's in a good mood. He's going out for food! Away from the office!
I hope this will demystify MasterBates somewhat.
-Norman

i wan i wan ur new lizard suite !
i wanna borrow the [groove] vcd from u too.
oh yah at the same time thx so much fer getting
my mac up! u still wan the 25 bucks? the porn
vcds were chandra's? woah* there goesss.....

porn is definitely tasteless... get some nice
banned movies from overseas to edit n dub
them the'll be great! :) some of them have
very nice scenes. not so porno. laffs*

ahahah ur mom always sounds cute.

I made peace with my mum yesterday.
I was making a cuppa and in my most cheery tone, asked her whether she wanted to share my coffee. She said yes and we chat for a while. I wanted to ask her abt the VCD's but I guess then was not the right time. She did not discuss anything remotely abt it, so I just let it be. I'm just happy now that my mum thinks that I'm just a normal guy. Not some sexually charged psycho.

And yesterday night I can capture any movie using the DVD software. Cool! Captured some scenes from the Groove movie. Might use it for the next Lizard Suite mix CD. And if only I still got the porno VCD's, I can find scenes of women kissing. But then again, I dun think it'll work coz porn is just....porn. They will probably show some big breasted women with skimpy outfit that will put Madonna to shame...ahhh, its just soo tasteless.

My mum found and discard the damn porno VCD's forever from house.
She was babbling about the sins of watching porn while I was still half awake. And when I reached home just now, to keep it in a safer place, away from my siblings, its not there! I got to come up with a viable story for my colleague. No more porn for me. My mum always seem to know abt it. And I hope she doesn't think I'm some freak. Sigh.

*looks at the clock* 3 fucking 08 pm.
sigh* 3 more hours before i leave this place.
i am STUCK STUCK STUCK* here alone.
with no more smoking kaki for the day.
aloof's sick. u are sick* someone pls pass
me the virus! i wanna be sick toooo... :(

Poor Masterbates is sick. I'm sick too...blogging from home, listening to the ultra-COOL! Groove soundtrack! *woohoo* i think i will go catch the vcd later before i head out for a smoke...

Get well soon!
This must be my retribution for wanting to watch porn VCDs while a holy class is going on in my living room. Thanks for the all warm wishes. I feel better already.

I'm going to do something naughty tonight.
I reached home and found out that there is a religious lesson conducted at my house. I tried calling friends out for coffee but none was available. That means I'm stuck in my room the whole evening! Argghhhh.

BUT luckily a colleague pass me this whole stack of porn VCD's and I planned to watch the VCDs while outside, in the living room, a religious lesson is going on. Heeeheee.

Happy Valentine's Day to all.

woah* did i see u saying u find 2 girls kissing erotic?

There was this link which Serene passed me that shows two girls, fully clothed, kissing. One was kissing the other passionately while the other one, received it helplessly. How can I not feel anything?

ooooooh* aiyeeee u are a very naughty boy. u are a lesbian-boy? hehehe*

Alfred, my colleague and music buddy from my days at NKF, just sent me a mix CD of his and a movie titled Groove. And along with that he stashed two magazines, Maxim, which got Denise Richards on the cover and Entertainment Weekly...with Anthony Hopkins and Julianne Moore promoting the Hannibal movie. I'm watching the movie on my computer while I'm writing this blog and at the same time ICQing. Cool huh? And it is always a good feeling whenever someone actually send something over the post. Somehow more personal I guess. I can't even recall when was the last time I received anything...cards...anything. Only thing I received are just bills, bills and more frigging bills.

And abt the movie, its something abt a secret rave party at an old warehouse and the storyline centers around the ravers. Looking at the back cover of the DVD, it says "GROOVE is the hip, hilarious hit of the 2000 Sundance Film Festival." Needless to say they show a lot of dancefloor scenes with lots of good looking people prancing and dancing. The DVD menu selction music is really nice..by...erm dunno who, but I think I heard Serene played it before. Or somewhere.

And they show guys kissing in the movie...I dunno, I just feel weird watching it. I dun feel anything...well, I kinda like it when I see two girls kissing. I find it erotic. But guys....I just can't accept it I guess. Wait Wait...John Digweed is now spinning in the movie. And now I know who played the intro music...yeah John Digweed. He was spinning then he played the same music they show at the intro. I guess its the climax of the movie...coz this is where everyone gets laid, and everyone finishes their business.

FUCK ALL COLLEAGUES!!
Dun worry you two, I'm not referring to any of ya.

FUCK ALL COLLEAGUES!!
Dun worry you two, I'm not referring to any of ya.

yeah sign peace treaty liaos... :)
*claps and cheers* dun fight liaos lar.

you are allergic to aspirin? oh my. how did you get rid of the rashes in the end?
hey go wear something bright instead thn maybe u will have a streak of luck.
at the same time, when ppl are in the lift they can see u from a distance n maybe
even hold the lift fer ya? or the driver sees a bright coloured u running and he waits?
hee* jus a suggestion. *

hey really having this war eh? *cools master down* dun fight lar... one my 'lover'
one my friend. dun fight lar. :)

I'm out of luck!! First I thought its faster if i take a bus home. Then I saw the bus approaching when I was like 2 minutes away from the bus stop. I could pretend I'm Carl Lewis on steroids but nah, not today. So I waited and waited and not till 45 mins later the bus finally came. And thats when the rashes starts to attack.

I took 2 flu tablets from Chandra before I left the office. I'm allergic to aspirin, so when I do take it, my whole body will itch terribly. There was one time it got so bad that I looked like I was stung by a platoon of bees. Here I was controlling the urge to scratch, god, the urge was killing me, and stuck inside the bus. But when I finally alighted, ohhh, what a sight it was, me scratching arms, my palms, armpits, legs, thigh, every conceivable body parts. And I do mean every. Urgghhhh.

And when I reached the lift landing, I can't believe that I just missed it. And so this means that our war has escalated to new heights now Infinitewhite.

Latest Update of the War Between MasterBates and Infinitewhite
We are now still at war. (Never say die!!!!) But the war has not escalated to new heights as stated previously.

ahahah* i have received the live update on the war and muaha*
i can't help but laff sorry aloof. hee* die die die***
ahahah * laff till pengz*

Trivia Time!!
Sade's real name is Helen Folasade Adu. By the early 70s, living on the Essex coast, Sade had learnt to
ride and kept a horse, that she paid for with a succession of Saturday jobs. she read a good deal, developed an interest in fashion, and acquired a taste soul music at discos at nearby American Air Force bases, and at local clubs in Ilford and on Canvey Island.

And now we bring you a live update of the war between the indomitable MasterBates and the enervated Infinitewhite.

yeah i totally agree with what Toke has said. the best is not definition but a good mix.
jus like how jazz came about.

I don't believe in trying to define what design or fine arts for that matter is or is not, I believe in getting on with it. Defining is for old people.
Toke Nygaard -- k10k

“Where do [you] want to be in five or ten years? Do [you] want to die with the most toys, or do [you] want to die with the best life and experiences?”
- Tibor Kalman

“I acknowledge that you can't be a designer and have nothing to do with corporations....That's how it is, and you're either going to go into a shell, go into academia, kill yourself, or figure out a way to swim with the barracuda.”
- Tibor Kalman

I don't believe in trying to define what design or fine arts for that matter is or is not, I believe in getting on with it. Defining is for old people.
Toke Nygaard-- k10k

Well said!!

*muahaha* evil evil aloof.

Maybe it's just temporarily. *evil laughter* Like a festive season special for you and then no more good luck! *hehee*

sorry feeling ** E V I L ** and listening to your lizard suite now...in memory of sultan the lionfish. let's mourn for a minute. he was brutally abused and badly treated. so sad...

*kerbish..kerbish* evil evil aloof. No more free mixes for you!!