Overhead conversations
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Song of the moment
Peter Bjorn & John "Young Folks"

I've been looping this song over and over, playing it like junkie needing his fix. Can't get enough of that happy whistling, addictive maraca shaking, sexy female vocals and simple bass. Great album too. Wish radio will play more songs of this calibre more often. But then again, I wish they won't.

What do you get when you mix a hippie with hip hop R&B?

This amazing cover of Outkast Hey Ya! is simply...well, amazing. It's sung by Mat Weddle from an Arizona group named Obadiah Parker.

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Which reminds me of this husband who went to see a bomoh to help with his infertility. See, he got a case of Mr. Floppy and yes, he’s always feeling down (Damn! Downright pun intended) thinking about it.

Moving on with the story. The bomoh listened to his woes and calmly said that he can help the man.

“But! This spell I’m about to bestow you, you can only use it once every year. No more.” The bomoh said.

“OK! OK! Whatever it takes!” the man enthused.

Bomoh then throw black powder into the candle between them. The Poof effect would have made David Copperfield smile.

“Now, you go home and when you are ready with your wife, say 1-2-3.”

“Of course! But how do I get it down again?”

“Just say 1-2-3-4. Remember, this magic spell can work only once. Enjoy!”

The husband was excited and strut on home. Later that night, when they are between the sheets, he chants “1-2-3!”. And like what the bomoh promised, he gets his first erection in years.

Just then, his wife put down her book and said, “Honey, what did you say 1-2-3 for?”

You can learn something from this man. If you google Confident, this dude probably be at the top of the list.

Overhead conversation


Man (local dude): Have you seen Thank You For Not Smoking?
Girl (foreigner): Yea, it's everywhere.
Duh!